Formed in 2003, with a massed wealth stolen from the blooded lips of Russian proletariat, Chelsea Football Club adorn the Premier League l...

David Baddiel Will Not Like That In consequence of being the only plain one in the family, Mary worked hard for knowledge and a...

The Manager Arsene Wenger came to English football with a vision: To develop young players through an academy system and into the A...

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Not gonna make any sheep jokes, they're baaa'd There are three things I hoped never to see in my lifetime: A positive STD check...

The Holmesdale Ultras "Much like the team, we'll be whipping boys" There are many reasons fans suffer through the t...

The Manager "Lord, if you must give me foul breath can't I have smaller nose?" Brendan Rogers celebrated his appoint...

Four horseman of the apocalypse. Horse not pictured (injured) The Manager "Four Four Fooking Two!" You can underst...